<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Asswhupper (18+) Devlog - itch.io</title><link>https://walter-appleton.itch.io/asswhupper</link><description>Fuck the fucking fuckers before the fucking fuckers fuck you!</description><item><guid>https://walter-appleton.itch.io/asswhupper/devlog/1531120/2026-re-release</guid><title>2026 Re-release</title><link>https://walter-appleton.itch.io/asswhupper/devlog/1531120/2026-re-release</link><pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2026 02:12:40 GMT</pubDate><category>devlog</category><description><![CDATA[<p>A few years ago, I privated Asswhupper because I was unhappy with the game&#039;s quality. Recently, I decided to re-upload it. My skills have improved over the four years since this game&#039;s release, but th...</p>]]></description></item><item><guid>https://walter-appleton.itch.io/asswhupper/devlog/500153/big-new-update</guid><title>Big new update</title><link>https://walter-appleton.itch.io/asswhupper/devlog/500153/big-new-update</link><pubDate>Thu, 09 Mar 2023 22:14:29 GMT</pubDate><category>devlog</category><description><![CDATA[<p>Most important change is how health works. You can now only get fucked while at 0% health. Previously, you could be fucked at 25% or lower. This change was made because being able to fail the level wh...</p>]]></description></item><item><guid>https://walter-appleton.itch.io/asswhupper/devlog/468975/improved-desert-graphics-update</guid><title>Improved desert graphics update</title><link>https://walter-appleton.itch.io/asswhupper/devlog/468975/improved-desert-graphics-update</link><pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2022 17:47:13 GMT</pubDate><category>devlog</category><description><![CDATA[<p>This update mostly just makes the desert look better. CHANGES: Sand tile graphics have been improved to look less like ass Sand bricks are now sand-colored, rather than piss-colored Brick tiles now ti...</p>]]></description></item><item><guid>https://walter-appleton.itch.io/asswhupper/devlog/466779/fullscreen-update</guid><title>Fullscreen update</title><link>https://walter-appleton.itch.io/asswhupper/devlog/466779/fullscreen-update</link><pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2022 01:21:39 GMT</pubDate><category>devlog</category><description><![CDATA[<p>This update adds in fullscreen as well as some small changes. CHANGES: You can now play the game in fullscreen. You can toggle it on and off with a new button on the title screen and pause menu. Some...</p>]]></description></item><item><guid>https://walter-appleton.itch.io/asswhupper/devlog/465120/new-update</guid><title>New update</title><link>https://walter-appleton.itch.io/asswhupper/devlog/465120/new-update</link><pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2022 02:57:01 GMT</pubDate><category>devlog</category><description><![CDATA[<p>This update just fixes some issues. CHANGES: Projectiles now knock the player back in the right direction Gore objects now have bigger colliders, which makes them look better around other gore objects...</p>]]></description></item></channel></rss>